every instance of "bros" in the article should be replaced by "nerds."

heyo fuck yeah some dirtnap coverage around here

haha man they make it easy when every line in a song is a cliche or pre-fab grouping of words. should make one for cage the elephant's "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked'

"… so it sounds like going out to Target right now and picking up some of those rad Force Awakens sets would not only be a lot of fun, it would also be a wise investment. "

i dunno man, Renaissance paintings are full of tits. seems like they're trying pretty hard in the tits department.

man, i know this site basically turned into TV Club several years ago, but for music we get a tossed-off 15 Best albums of 2015 list, and for TV we get 40 (FORTY) shows. I know there's alot of really great TV programming, but it's still disheartening … the weak music coverage, the almost total lack of book coverage,…

I miss the Book Club :(

I don't know any "hipsters" who like Father John Misty. I know a lot
of yuppies who love him. By the laws of hipster relativity, that might
either make complete sense to you or no sense at all.

Everyone who owns a Father John Misty record belongs to both Trunk Club and Vinyl Me, Please.

Just because Father John Misty sort-of acknowledges that he makes really corny bullshit doesn't make it any less shitty. Fuck that dude and everyone who owns his records.

that 'For What It's Worth' cover ay yiyi gross

his media trolling is kind of good but his music isn't. he seems to be a pretty giant narcissist.

man i really kind of hate everything about this guy

Beyonce might have technical talent, but she makes shit music, and I still don't think she is great or worthy of any more artist adoration than any other manufactured pop star. She is no less a commercial product than the rest of them. Also, own "personal issues" lol.

No, I fully get it. That's what I'm complaining about, you big dummy, the general consensus that she's great.

Beyonce makes shitty music, not sure why everyone pretends otherwise.

there is nothing indie about Mumford and Sons

EDM fans are a mix of binge drinking bros and wayward wookies who got lost on their way out of a jam band festival. Neither of those groups want to go see a somewhat clean and friendly EDM movie starring a former child star. Not sketchy enough, not enough drugs, not enough boobs. Hollywood execs are the best.

I can't be the only one here who gets more of a kick out of watching Tarantino's dialogue in action than some cars driving circles around an empty field for 30 minutes.

the first half of Deathproof is awesome. but then the second-half car chase never ends and after talking about ship's mast for like 45 minutes, it ends up not being trilling, just sort of dangerous.