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this shit sucked
any episode that completely ignores locke.MIB/jacob/ben is gonna suck.

F-A-I-L

I bet your roommate also though monster trucks looked cool. I bet he thought motorbikes looked cool. I bet you roommate thought Jose Canseco's sunglasses looked cool.

I AM THE ORIGINAL JUGGALO
THE ABOVE JUGGALO IS INCORRECT IN HIS JUGGALO ASSUMPTIONS. I AM THE F-I-R-S-T AND ONLY JUGGALO! I INVENTED JUGGALOISM. I AM FAYGO! ALL BOW BEFORE THE JUGGALO MASTER!

obvi the word "listenable" in my original post should have read "unlistenable"

i realize this, but giving rebirth a 0 or a 1 wouldn't lesson the "point making" sting of giving a respected indie artist a comically low grade.

ugh sorry
I know I know complaining about Pitchfork ratings is equivalent to complaining about Pitchfork ratings, but how the fuck did Rebirth get a 4.5, better than select albums by Dr. Dog, Midlake and other records that are still miles ahead of Rebirth?

the real question
will this album's incredible level of suck hurt sales of Tha Carter 4?

the Dennis Rodman of rap.

did you just call CRCR a low point? WTF?

there's also fans like myself who didn't get into pavement untill the last two years, and are still in the I'm-earnestly-excited-about-this-band-I-like phase and wont just be going through the motions seeing them live.

it's a god dammed geographical oddity.

If you drive less than a mile in any direction from my house you hit a McDonalds.

Jorge, you're a pussy. Cocaine in moderation is like all things in moderation (except heroin and meth … cuz there's no way to do those in moderation.)

th best thing about the situation is nearly everything he says is a thinly veiled threat of rape. "If you don't like The Situation, I'll MAKE you like The Situation," etc.

i was really surprised by how awful Swift's vocals were. she sounded terrible.

that's not a knife …
i thought this was Paul Hogan, at first

dammit

ARRRGH
anyone else having a bunch of technical issues on the AVClub today? hard time posting comments, staying logged in and even seeing the comments occasionally?

slow learner
sorry, just kidding.