poop on a stick
all three Spiderman movies were complete ass shit that totally did not "pwn." The third one might have gottin' the most slack but honestly it was no better or worse than the two previous cornball crybaby-fest nightmares.

Saying John Mayall sound like a kid with a speach impediment saying John Mayer
It was a good joke, but I kinda wish Clapton was still best known for his work with John Mayhall's Bluesbreakers (and I guess Cream), and had stuck around with Mayall for awhile.

first first first first
first first first first first first

Cape Fear was pretty over-the-top and still, how you say, "pwns"?

my precious is hairy
what the hell is Gollum (2:02) doing in that?

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am i the only person who hates sons of anarchy?

i wish the greenhorns would get back together
brenden benson is awful, but I'll give this a listen, out of 'spect for the raconteurs if anything. i'm gonna take a shot every time he strings three or more cliches together in a row, and see if i can still type.

oh shit i just learned Mamet wrote/directed Heist. i had no idea. sorry.

Xavier Onassis, why are you quoting Heist? hahaha. what in the world possessed you to add that to this discussion? I'm baffled, but it sort of made my day for some sick reason. Quoting that movie's ridiculous dialogue became a sort of shorthand in high school in certain situations.

even while dick is busy blowing your mind, he is so good at creating sad and broken characters, like the old antique dude. MiNtHC is def on of my favorite books, ever. i need to read it again and try to uncover more of his deeper meanings.

i need a cup of water and a bedtime story and a nice tuck-in
those red surgeons still creep the fuck out of me … and the alien gyno tools.

The Black Lips are awesome. And they've managed to both retain and grow a following after what, 5 albums?, so no, they wont be gone this time next next year.

am i the only one that thinks that mr. benson's lyrics are often nothing but a string of cliches? Has anyone listened to "The Alternative to Love?"
I actively hate that album.

i thought about it … and i dont care

finally
lala is awesome, especially the feature that lets it look at your computer and memorize what songs you already own, so they all become available over in lalaland. i have my entire itunes library, virtually, at work now, thank you lala.

double whisky coke no ice
i just wanna run into the hold steady at a dive bar and get plastered. that's it.

plink
I'm pretty sure if you tweak her left nipple just right, ice cubes pop out of her pussy.

word.

judging by who's covered in that list, I'd say it was comprised just after the site change — it mentions of people who are rarely around here anymore, or at least not as much as previously, and it excludes types like yourself that didn't realize your calling was to post at an insane clip until the site change.

compared to what you can get at any mom and pop Italian place anywhere, Olive Garden is ridiculously overpriced. $17 for some frozen/thawed shit. Fuck that.