Bringing back his Francis Ford's Dracula accent is the performance Keanu should have done for his go at Constantine.

Sounds a lot like Eddie Murphy's chat with Richard Pryor where Cosby came up Richard said, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said,
"Suck *my* dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people
laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I
said, "Yes." He said, "Do…

even the Charlie Hunnam ones?

or have the adult section at a level only a giraffe's head can reach.

Huell can't just come as an action figure, must have the collectors edition Motel Room set with working TV and Hank's promises.

or at least the prop candy used in the show should be available next to the registers.

How do they decide the amount of votes needed on these Change.org petitions? Less than 10,000 seems pretty low compared to many of these I see which are closer to six figures. Like one to provide protective gear to medical personnel for ebola has almost a 40,000 goal to reach. Another is 300,000 votes for Achieving a…

McKellan lends Stewart Nazi uniform from Apt Pupil.

I think Frute Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy are back as well.

I'm not sure it's that exact when accounting trickery comes into play.
http://deadline.com/2010/07…

Check out the live version as well.

For conspiracy flicks, check Watch This which ran the theme for a week back in April. Odessa File starts it, then Parallax
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Good luck on the job, Franko. I'm glad it's not a collections job though. I don't want to picture you as an answering machine message Jim Rockford gets although I could see you getting some action with that approach.
"Hey, Jim, it's me. Franko from the apartment company. You said you were
going to call and it's been…

This kind of sounds like that 24 season with Jon Voight as a Defense contractor with big plans.

Did they ever have the Saw cruise, famously promoted by O'Neal's Saw Puppet down waterslide?
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Goldblum would be a good fit for the role of Twisty's new assistant.

I had no idea who played Twisty. Lynch is a Random Roles candidate.
Good interview here with him discussing Twisty-
http://www.cosmopolitan.com…

I ran across mention home phones are helpful if you have poor cellphone reception in your building. The cell connects with the home phone through blue tooth.

I remember when they did that Quikster thing the big deal made out of subscribers lost but not much mention of the bigger amount of new subscribers gained.

Yes, usually comes as part of a Triple Play when subscribing to cable. With their odd pricing structures, it may be more expensive just to go with cable/internet and I can't imagine anyone wanting to spend time discussing that with a Comcast rep.