Quinn and Batista should have a buddy-cop meets The Odd Couple spinoff called "2 Shitty Shits"

That O'Neal kid is such a Muggle.

I mean, how can you not at least smile about this?

My favorite part of the clip is when he says "(owww)…my balls". I wouldn't have known why he was in pain had he not said that.

What I love most about this show are the truly great moments where scenes just breathe. A perfect example being when the singer played an entire song in tribute to POW's and MIA soldiers. They weren't worried about what the audience was thinking, or when the next laugh was coming. They didn't truncate one second of…

two words: Roy Shildt
aka MR. AWESOME… that's all need be said about Missile Command.

My father hit me once… Once.

I like how in Home Alone 2 and in the commercials for the Talkboy, the handheld tape recorder (sold in toy stores, BTW) was fully capable of fooling everyone into believing somebody was actually in the room talking to them. The CIA doesn't even have tech like that.

Yeah I hurt myself…
I hurt my nose.

May be a good idea to
have it take place in the same universe as "Party Down", that way the beloved characters can make appearances on the show: Casey hits a dry spell in her acting career? Bring her back for a season of "Temps". Roman needs a temp job to sneak in at a publishing house? Guest star! I know this will…

Paul WS Anderson, see also: Brett Ratner
Filming ahead involving a mediocre (at best) take on a beloved childhood franchise.

The number of attendees will be…
Less than 8.