At least let him be human fro-yo….

Hey, now.  You know the Baby Boomers were responsible for Twin Peaks….

He just likes liking things…?

You don't know Michelle Tanner!?!?   You have made me feel old!

Although I was wrong!  I guess it was Stephanie?!? My memory betrayed me!

Geez, buddy.  You have a lot going on and I can see why it would be hard to meet your own goals while dealing with all that.   Sounds like the new girl might have saved you some time not going out with her if she's going to blow you off like that, though it never feels like it at the time.  But in the words of the…

I'd almost successfully forgotten about Bunheads.

Hmm.  OISNB sounds like it's going to be interesting (or obnoxiously self-important, not sure which).  But Kate Mulgrew is my high school English teacher's sister-in-law, so that's fun.

Every breath you take, he'll be watching you.

Geez…now I remember why I disliked Matt Czuchry at the start of The Good Wife.  As much as I like him now, he's just so slappable as Logan.

Casual revelation that I spent time in New York alert: I am happy to announce that the very first thing I did when I got to the city was to replace my Human Being keychain, whose beheading in the spring was, I now know, a sacrifice to the Sony gods to bring Harmon back.  I was on my way to my favorite bagel (you know…

You mean, OMG, IT"S 8:00! BLARGHHGGHHHH I'M A MONSTER!

I cracked up harder at This is How We Do It than I have at anything in awhile (except for maybe Monkey…bum…face?).  The music this episode underscored the hijinks in all the right ways.

This would fill the hole left in my heart by Smash and Dance Academy (Teen Nick stopped showing it)!  I need this to happen!

*ORPHAN BLACK SPOILERS*

Starting it right now.  Pyramid Apricot Ale in hand.  Been craving both all week.

Loki (or any other Orphan Black fans): Do you often find yourself having Alison moments?  Or am I just more Alison-like than I'd like to think?

Yeah, the couple times I've seen Tim live, he has a totally weird sense of humor, which I love, but it might not play in Poughkeepsie.  I agree on Aidy.  When she was doing her bit with the diary, her stage "self" was so much more charismatic than any character I've seen her play…it was strange.  It's like her…

Wow…did your unpleasant ex-roommate have to go specifically to a whorehouse to get that haircut?

Age-Progression Experts Weigh In (Read: Wildly Disagree) On Kid Casting for young Don Draper, Leslie Knope, Jeff Winger, etc….