I thought it was Spanish for "The Chapo".

"Me comí un twinkie."

Yeah, I read some stuff about that, but I was hesitant to bring it up 'cause I didn't want to sound like one of THOSE guys. You know the ones.

"There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't put on the ring."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine feeling the full force of Sauron's power instantaneously and every Nazgul being alerted at the speed of light."
"Right. That's…

It'll never end.

The Future Mrs. the Barbarian and I both watched this show as a guilty pleasure.

…

Look, if you can't cite a primary source, just say so.

Better to drastically increase the odds that a family member is shot, or a family member successfully attempts suicide, than to leave one's self open to the nebulous possibility of civil war or martial law?

And yet no footage of the ad.

Alright, let's say, for the sake of argument, that you're right, and the US government has no problem killing civilians in order to achieve their goals.

Please provide a source.

GUYS! HE DID AN AD HOMINEM ON ME! DO I WIN?*

If those people really believed it was a mental health issue (it's not, the mentally ill are more likely to be victims than aggressors), maybe they should advocate free universal mental health care.

Which still emphasizes that collateral damage against civilian targets needs to be minimized.

Also, if the government is really setting up dozens and dozens of false-flag operations to take away guns, they're doing a really crappy job of it.

And bodies are heavy. And I don't like digging.

Right, which is why we still carpet bomb. And why Osama Bin Laden was killed when the entire city was nuked.

threats of imprisonment

Australia cracked down on guns after a few shootings, and they've been safer for it.