I believe they're using flashbangs.

It's almost as if we traded liberty for security and ended up with neither.

It would make a sort of sense that a terrorist group would send the worst assholes on the suicide missions.

And it never backfires.

I'm starting now.

This is the flip-side. People can be terrible to each other, murder innocents, and strike fear… but there will always be people who stand up to selflessly help their fellow human beings.

The next GOP debate is going to be really ugly.

See also: Candide.

Maybe jump in a bathtub? I've heard that's supposed to be safe.

Any word on what happened? Glad they're (mostly) okay.

I'm sure the Breitbart folks are circle jerking about how this wouldn't happen if all those victims were armed.

I've started to read Green Lantern again. I've been hurt before, but I'm willing to give it another shot.

She's brilliant because she seemed stilted sometimes, as if she were actually raised and moulded by January Jones.

"James Patterson"

Annie Hall is my favorite movie, but the movie we got isn't the movie as it was written.

"Marconi plays the mamba" is the direct inspiration for Sal Maroni's stake in the criminal underground of Gotham.

Fair enough. I'm young and foolish, taking my first steps into the industry.

I did notice, but white people have little compunction about using other culture's stuff, so I couldn't use that as a yardstick. No offense meant.

No, I'm saying that it's absurd to say that TV casts should exactly 1:1 reflect demographics. They should be more diverse because the idea that people will only watch people who look like them needs to go.

I'm telling you that TV is inherently unrealistic. And I'm naturally suspicious of anyone who defends the whiteness of Hollywood for any reason.