There are too many vampire franchises nowadays. Please eliminate three.

So that's what happened to Chuck.

I dunno, Mad Max 2, 3, and Fury Road are all pretty "what you see is what you get".

Sometimes, dead is better.

I've said it before, but this is the entire premise of Walking Dead.

That really does bother me. I don't need a self-aware line like Hot Tub Time Machine (or the identical line in Suicide Squad), but it gets really old when stuff like TWD apparently has no in-universe zombie fiction. And "walkers" is such a lame name. I don't know why I gave the show and the comics so much of my time.

I know where the butthole is; I went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

Don't you worry about [REDACTED], let me worry about [REDACTED].

Clone, robot, or long lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker.

Gotham
batshit

It's not about grief, though, it's about how much she hates her son for "killing" her husband.

Some monsterism.

I thought that the underlying ideas in It Follows was reproduction and mortality. Like how some people seek immortality through having children to pass their legacy to. So you could have sex, thereby passing on that same issue of mortality onto someone else. And, of course, if they die, your stuck with your own…

It's funny how some things scratch that itch and some don't. When I saw Metropolis (not for the first time) at the TCM film festival with newly discovered footage, I was enrapt for the full two and a half hour run, while my two cinema-loving friends both fell asleep at least once.

Last I heard, the main girl (12, I think?) admitted to knowing that Slenderman wasn't real.

I've only lived in LA for about a year and already those "Notice of Filming" fliers have become pretty much invisible.

I'm not…

The construction site that Vince Vaughn visited was across the street from a place I used to work. So that was neat.

Oh, I know it's not air-tight. And it's overly broad. Mostly I'm thinking of the type of person who's favorite movie is one that came out in the last year. And three out of my top five movies are fairly contemporary.

NO! That'll destroy the universe!