"And remember: booze ain't food."

C'mon, Hulu and Adult Swim, spend those nickels. Nickels is money too, guys.

I, uh… I thought he was talking about The Empire Strikes Back. It still works.

…Really? I think EVERYBODY should have to spend some time working in the service industry. The way some customers treat people is appalling.

In those days, ten dollar bills had pictures of Bettie Page on them. "Gimme ten Betties for a hundred," you'd say.

Alright, but besides five weeks paid vacation, universal healthcare, the highest overall personal happiness rating, and filmmakers on the currency, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I'll take the Torgo's Executive Powder.

If Trump wins, who's going to be printing the money in 2050? The roving bondage-gear car gangs? The mutant enclaves? Hyper-intelligent cockroaches?

No.

Perhaps it… transformed?

Did you know that Wikipedia lists the results for every episode of Wacky Races?

See: Universal's monster-verse

The disparity between reviewer scores and user scores on Rotten Tomatoes can be truly staggering.

Tell him about the twinkie.

Grays. Sports. Almanac.

One would hope that if one team were up by 16 goals, some sort of mercy rule would take effect.

I like tabletop RPGs, and therefore, well fleshed-out rule systems. But I don't think Harry Potter really needed hard and fast rules about magic. At the end of the day, they're just fairy tales about things like loyalty, friendship, letting your smart friend do all the heavy lifting, and so on.

The Minister of Magic is in contact with the "Other Minister". From what I recall, it's basically to give the muggles a heads-up if shit is getting a little too real, like during the first rise of Voldemort.

"I guess that WAS the big one."

God dammit, they're not holograms! It's just Pepper's Ghost! It's been around since 1862!