I would have won, but my Objectivist Bingo Card doesn't have a "Free" space.

I wish people who held views like that could just admit that they're on top, they like being on top, and they don't want anyone else to be on top. Instead it gets dressed up with "those damn economic parasites" or "science says white people are just better".

Man, I gotta play Bioshock again.

Blumhouse's entire model is to make movies on a low budget, never to exceed that budget, and then make a decent profit.

But… it was no secret that jets were scrambled for 93. They didn't make it to the plane before it crashed.

What's funny is that I'm a screenwriter at the start of my career, and if I were presented with my own life story, I'd reject it for being a little too much.

This lady and I fell in love in highschool, but we both had issues, so we never actually got together. We learned everything about each other, fell further in love, but still remained apart. We went to different colleges, tried to stay in each other's lives, each decided we couldn't, then would reinitiate contact…

AHEM

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If that isn't username/comment synergy, I don't know what is.

Turns out the answer to all of life's important questions is "ur a fag lol".

And yet, some people still think the government could have orchestrated 9/11.

Things were great under Cleveland! But then Cleveland came into power…

It's like "rama-lama-ding-dong", or "give peace a chance".

I use Mailinator for that.

"You know, I once knew a man from Nantucket."
"And?"
"Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated."

I'm sure this won't cause a bunch of garbage people to demand the person making minimum wage measure their sandwich and that it be comped if, to their eyes, it's a hair under a foot.

As a former barista, this is infinitely preferable to people pouring hot coffee into a plastic trash bag, you ANIMALS.

How is Yahoo still in business at all? Do people use their website? Are they just a massive money laundering operation?

The hashtag isn't a real movement: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ga…