There was that time Jesus cursed a fig tree, so…

Another One of These, Internet!

When Zack Snyder makes the movie.

Hey, it's only been around 24 years, and that's not 'til November.

You Finnish?

Norway.

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I wonder if part of the reason is that the people using marijuana are then NOT using alcohol. As in, no beer gut or other damage from drinking.

When the "unintentional slight" is assuming that someone must be an assistant because they're a woman, that's the problem.

I'm not entirely sure what your argument is.

This would be valid if the narrative were "These tweets, therefore sexism and racism," but it's not. It's "Sexism and racism, therefore these tweets."

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Hello? Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business! My children need wine!

Well, it's better than "Global Thermonuclear War", but I still don't like WOPR trying out "Theaterwide Biotoxic and Chemical Warfare".

When cowriting a comedy, authors pass each other jokes, then nod sternly at the quality of the jokes. This is how comedy writing is done.

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