Dear Sean, I love you

Nope. Just like Pepe, it's gone forever. Sorry.

Foilage?

Corporate greed begets an oil spill, then corporate greed monetizes said oil spill through cinematic dreck that comfortably buttresses the status quo

"Kirk Cameron Presents: Vanished: Left Behind - Next Generation's Aunt Phatso's We at it Again!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't AV Club just be O'Neal articles? I'd be ok with less content. This just makes the rest of this place look like the garbage it is.

When are they going to make a playable demon race?! GAHHHH I just want to play as a dreadlord

I know that look… Don't even THINK about jumping for that train

I was thinking Gandalf and the Balrog falling into the pits of Moria

I figured they would just replace him with a true-to-life Hopper who was stuffed with cotton.

"I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me."
"Like a security guard?"
"I don't know, pal. I don't see people that way."

"If he can make clothes out of sand, can't he just make money?"

There's definitely something there, involving the Metropolis-esque (Lang's, not Superman's) Gotham of the 90s cartoon show. Very operatic indeed

My naaaaaaame. Is Cassidy. BLAM

You were all so mean to Brandon and he cried. You don't deserve him.

He had a loud confidence about him that made me believe that people would trust him as a lawyer. Seeing all that break down at the end of the episode made it all the more entertaining.

THERE'S YOUR EX, KRIS. YOUR EX IS ROB KARDASHIAN.

Alex's intervention was also very well done too

I cried like a big dumb homo