"And now a message from the Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints"

He got fired and started writing here again. It looks like My Year of Flops is a feature again… Sigh

I'm gonna guess it was an old guy with a fetish trying to get some hot, dirty chat but you were pressing to meet too hard and it was interrupting his jacking session. Do you reverse Google image profile pics ever? It's saved me a ton of time on Grindr haha

Other than papering over the cheating, it sounded like pretty good advice. Mainly because I've been wondering the same thing lately. What if your kink you want to indulge is something your partner can't do/you don't want your partner to do? Is that just a dealbreaker?

You dummies. That's why Drogon was so tired. He was sleeping off his overnight deus ex machina in Winterfell.

Seems more like it's of a piece with the Dog Wedding sketch in Broad City.

A wizard did it.

Isn't that awful new Adam Sandler movie coming out this summer just a rip off of this Space Invaders episode?

And who could forget one of the best Bender act breaks of all time:

"EEEEEEEEEEEE-NOS!!!!!"

This is up there for the greatest half hour of television of all time. It DOES make you giddy. Not a wasted second in the whole episode.

You didn't even get into Leela and the Professor's delightfully anachronistic attempts to blend in! Leela ordering femislim is so great. Just getting to imagine what that might be.

Homer yelling that he saw his best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho to get veteran pricing into the state fair will never not make me laugh.

It's a great tour, but you can't see it all in one day.

And I'll be ready to fight you all over Saddlesore Galactica.

I just got it.

The Norwegians are a strange and confusing people.

Are all the supplicants to the throne referred to as "kings" in the narrative? Seems like GRRM is putting his thumb on the scales of succession

In the establishing shot of Dorne, you could see a cloud/rain pocket over what I assume was the House of Black and White. It was awesome.

I don't want Cersei to kill him. That's way too obvious. I think she could have a nice incestuous catharsis of her Tywin-issues with him instead.