I just can't wait until Tom Cruise dies so all the sex tapes can come out.

@avclub-7cbaf9384cf3835106bf2f444c0bcf65:disqus I seriously doubt pulling the Sharans out with Demandred was Sanderson's idea. That was a nice bit of foreshadowing genius. Do you really think Jordan would create that much of a story for Shara for no reason?

There are literally dozens of you!

Thank you for holding back there.

I saw the byline on this review and wanted to cry.

I'm going to go ahead and embarrass myself and say I teared up several times in this book. It WAS exhausting. It was like those few awesome scenes in the middle books that you would slog through 800 pages for packed one after another.

Graendal tried that after she fucked up massively right? And Moridin was just like "Nah."

I lose it at that line every time. Also, I want to hear all of Tobias's names for female anatomy.

I lose it at that line every time. Also, I want to hear all of Tobias's names for female anatomy.

If you want a movie that actually earns a happy, cathartic ending, it's this one.

If you want a movie that actually earns a happy, cathartic ending, it's this one.

I love the little kids who are just standing there, watching their parents beat the shit out of him.

I love the little kids who are just standing there, watching their parents beat the shit out of him.

Didn't Todd address that in the article? It was about how one of the preconceptions that comes with this movie is that we all only have One True Love and Mary wasn't about to settle for someone else, even if it meant spinsterdom.

Didn't Todd address that in the article? It was about how one of the preconceptions that comes with this movie is that we all only have One True Love and Mary wasn't about to settle for someone else, even if it meant spinsterdom.

If you feel something moving around down there, it's just the dove.

If you feel something moving around down there, it's just the dove.

I love even more that he screams "Whore!", referring to Starla, after just reminding his mother that Starla was not a whore.

I love even more that he screams "Whore!", referring to Starla, after just reminding his mother that Starla was not a whore.

And we can all finally get the Richard Jenkins/Frances Conroy reunion we've been so sorely craving..