It's a damn shame that the 80s made a whole generation of actresses in their prime look like dowdy, giant shouldered secretaries.

It's a damn shame that the 80s made a whole generation of actresses in their prime look like dowdy, giant shouldered secretaries.

You must have missed the story about how the bass player from Fun. rode his fixie with no helmet after he had two lattes with REAL COW MILK.

You must have missed the story about how the bass player from Fun. rode his fixie with no helmet after he had two lattes with REAL COW MILK.

The Howling also spawned a whole series of awful sequels including one that took place in Australia and featured marsupial werewolves, complete with were-pouches.

The Howling also spawned a whole series of awful sequels including one that took place in Australia and featured marsupial werewolves, complete with were-pouches.

I rewatched Innerspace fairly recently and it holds up surprisingly well.

I rewatched Innerspace fairly recently and it holds up surprisingly well.

I pretty much lived in the horror section of the video store in the late 80s so I'm pretty sure the movie you're talking about was Black Roses.

I pretty much lived in the horror section of the video store in the late 80s so I'm pretty sure the movie you're talking about was Black Roses.

Only an A-?  Tobias better watch out.

Only an A-?  Tobias better watch out.

Oo, AV Club just got flipped.  For real.

Oo, AV Club just got flipped.  For real.

Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.

Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.

He probably doesn't even HAVE a tv.

He probably doesn't even HAVE a tv.

I didn't even realize Channing Tatum had derd.

I didn't even realize Channing Tatum had derd.