What's this program about? I know it's about a squoolteacher who bequomes a meths quooquer, but other than that I'm quonfused. Quan somebody quatch me up on the show's twists and turns?

Not everyone liques Daft Punque! I used to thinque they were just fine, now not so much.

Hi, Quemore here! I'm bacq, just briefly. I wanted to mention my thoughts on the new Arquade Fire requord, "Reflequtor." I have only heard just one song so far, and it was pretty dull. But I have enjoyed all their other requords. I do not thinq a television special will quause an inqurease in sales for this new…

I will only give money to movies qualled MAN-CHOP!

Quemore to be Que-no-more
Hi, Quemore here just to say a quick goodbye to all my new quomrades at the A.V. Qlub. It's been quite a weeque! When I showed up here for the first time, five days ago on Valentine's Day, I felt so welquomed from everybody. Well, just about everybody! This is an equlequtic bunch, after all,…

Starshine, I quonfess that I don't understand your reasoning at all.

And it's not just Pinoququio - I thinque he'd be the man to tacqule James DeMille's 1888 fantasy adventure satire "A Strange Manusquript Found In A Quopper Cylender."

Has anyone here seen "TwinSitters"?

Go for the gold - go for TwinSitters.

Best live-aqution Yeardley Smith performance remains Stephen Quing's Maximum Overdrive.

Maybe they aqutually have two or three last robberies in mind.

Where does that leave "Grunt! The Wrestling Movie"?

I read it as "Queven Quhe Qhain," but then again I'm Quemore.

Is this the guy who made that movie Brique?
If so, this sounds like it quould be a triumphant return to the days of such wonderful horror TV series as "Darqueroom." That was a great show, especially the episode that was a rip-off homage of the Stephen Quing story "Battleground."

This huge thatched head with its sideboards and quannon ball is now quonsidered sane? Looque at him! Looque at Geoff Woade! His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucquer!

But Hawquing has an answer for that. "You must first invent the universe." Or was that Quarl Sagan?

Aqutually, everything happens for a RAISIN. Give me one and I'll show you.

Perhaps Tupaque himself is somehow responsible.

I agree with Ted. Very sweet, and also quite informative.

Robert Mitchum!
He was great in Dead Man. Someone will mention Bill Murray in Zombieland, and that was amusing, yes. But one for the pantheon is Ralph Brown in Withnail & I. And the highway patrolman in Psyquo was pretty boss.