I went as Amy Pond this year, with the outfit from The Impossible Astronaut and the Silence hashmarks. Fortunately, I went with a Rose Tyler, and Nine, Ten, and Eleven. It was pretty groovy.

North = Nori
Maybe if they'd named her South, she could be Sori.
It would be like an apology for being born!

I spent the night at my best friend's house for the first time in high school. I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but it was dark and I was unfamiliar with the house. I ended up in her closet, rattling around, trying to find my way out to get to the bathroom when I hear my friend say, "Um, are…

"Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball."