false hope

I got a free turkey at work last year and finally grilled it on Monday. I'm eating some of it right now!

A half a Vicodin and three beers is the perfect staycation.

He can still put on a good show but his last couple records have sucked. I blame sobriety.

sometimes people write about obscure films on the AV Club

go to Palmer's

They drill with lasers now!

He looks like his gardener forgot to poison the aphids on his rose bushes again.

FUXXX?

"Scarlett White"? He IS unfit.

What, Morrissey is in Gogol Bordello?

The wall is too distracting. There's usually a window or a picture or something. The ceiling is where it's at, murder-dreaming-wise.

*chokes on grape*

Unless you are in a neighborhood watch program.

That actually might be worth a try. But let's start with North Dakota first and then work our way up.

Unless it's digital.

You obviously don't live in the Midwest.

They could add anchovy paste for that

One of their songs was on a Memorex commercial! Also, a character in 90210 had a "Bareback Ride" poster on her wall!

Fuckin' buses, how do THEY work?