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They backed up Elvis Costello on his first album! Minus Huey, but still!

And it's still better than his Christmas album.

see a doctor

Warren Harding would be proud.

"Just because you don't have a face doesn't mean I can't tell you're staring at my breasts."

Your boyfriend, Elliot Spitzer? He likes comics?

Apparently it's not a Something Happened.

So they are making a Catch-22 movie instead?

Could it be that the Jack Black character is giving Mr. Sweater shit without regard to whether the sweater actually is Cosby-like? You know, just to annoy him?

Is that what he says? I saw it when it originally aired and haven't seen it since.  

You could sell slushies. Say they're RC Cola flavored.

Beat you! I quit after the first paragraph and a couple of "Stray Observations."

On Richard Pryor's TV variety show in the 70's, he did a skit where he was the singer in a band called "Black Death" and sang a song that ended "I'm going to kill you all," and then he kills everyone in the audience, I think with a machine gun or assault rifle. I wonder if he had been aware of the band Death.

Well, the Dead Kennedys did get a bunch of punks to walk around sporting actual swastikas, just with a red circle and slash through it.

Not many people can play intricate bass parts and sing harmony at the same time like Paul could. Even if he does look like a gopher.

I can't believe it's not better.

That was Ymark Yarm.

Maybe they can have Nelson Mandela in the remake.

Pretty much the last reason I had for reading the AVC, except for the Michelle Shocked updates.