Screeds are terrible.

Why do webcomics only make tshirts. I'd buy this on a nice sport coat.

What door knockers?

I have an aunt that recommends Twilight and other vampire literature. How do I keep from laughing in her face?

So female suicide bombers get lady virgins?

He looks like he is dying of AIDS.

Do you know what I like about Twilight fans?

Thanks but I've got this Mikes Hard Lemonade right here.

Plus now I know how I want my bachelor party to be. That is of course after I settle down with my hot Canadian girlfriend.

I liked them too but mostly because Dax really had to bone down with someone and Bashir was too busy smooching Obrien.

I knew a girl named Ro who was a total bitch. It ruined the character for me.

Let's just talk about the VALIS trilogy. Those books are the shit.

Is it a code word for black?

Attack League: Explosion Party

Because everyone loves a humorless liberal screed.

Spoiler alert

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus On your birthday do people tell you "It's a caaake!"

Does that make Joel McHale Garak?

We should get the commentariat to host the show. Dawes could do all the music.

It's kind of like the noise a Predator makes.