Man did I want an adult short round to be the ultimate bad guy or alien-hero with a little gay subtext between he and Indy.

She's got to listen to Nickleback and the guy has to tell her how much he loves Boondock Saints and Paltrow.

Greg Giraldo was great on that show. It depended so much on who was there. Patrice was great on that if only to respond to the more conservative guys.

I had no idea he had fat butt disease.

Like what? The elipses explain nothing. Don't leave me in suspense.

Last year they discussed Dune in a less than favorable light and I had to change from a Gold to a Silver subscription plan.

There are few thngs worse than nerds talking about zombies in a serious manner.

The worst thing about the sexy costume thing is there is no way I'll find a bee costume for a dude so I could dress like the Blind Melon video.

Fun fact: the magazines in a doctor's office are generally out of date.

You guys know that Herman Cain is trolling right?

It's obviously a crabcore band.

Agreed.  That movie would have been long forgotten save for Bill the fucking Butcher.

No other place to really talk about this but Badger from Breaking Bad was on Man Up.  I didn't watch the entire thing but I'm guessing he got the entire cast addicted to meth.

You know what's worse than hipsters?

History.

Was Da Vinci Batman?

We need a police drama where the members of the Decemberists solve crimes by proving theyre more literate than you.

Can we stop talking about hipsters. It's annoying. How about Batman? He's interesting.

Dana Scully?

Do you mean a penis?