Simon Skinner: You see, much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. Blower's fate was simply the result of his being… an appalling actor.
NWA Members: [echoing in agreement] Appalling.
Nicholas Angel: You murdered him for that?
Simon Skinner: He murdered Bill Shakespeare.
Nicholas…

I knew a guy in college with a poster of Reagan on his wall.

Lets see how far this post goes!

Are they like Commi-Nazis?

Amazing
Do you think Glenn Beck watched Network and just didn't get it?

Everything is fine!

I'm sorry the correct answer was Zoe and Wash.

I thought part of the MPDG was that she wasn't a real person with real problems. Winslet seemed fucked up enough on her own to be an actual charachter.

My friend tried to turn valentines day into Singles Appreciation Day. I never had the heart to tell her that the name would make the name S.A.D.

An ordinary girl an ordinary waist
but ordinary's just not good enough today.

Saw Aladdin recently and it dawned on me how hot Jasmine is. She's unsettling hot.

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I've never been madder about anything ever.

Pop….line?

Eminem?

Read your Bible
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

At the end of the DVD documentary they show the future of Spaced. It's beautiful.

The shooting is great. You can't not love that scene. To think Simon had to lie about Nick's "acting experience" to get him on the show makes it even better.

Let me tell you about my mother.

You Lando.