Is that true?  Didn't the kids somehow mindmeld with the alien to, like, convince it that all humans weren't assholes, and stuff, and that he could, like, just take off instead of killing us all, and stuff? 

Mix Master Mike

Mix Master Mike

40% jack, 60% coke

40% jack, 60% coke

Not if the meta message is saying "this is not clever"

AV Club is sitting alone in the dugout by the baseball field smoking cigarettes and playing a guitar (or whatever cool kids do). 

AV Club is sitting alone in the dugout by the baseball field smoking cigarettes and playing a guitar (or whatever cool kids do). 

but he's handicapped, so that's unique. 

but he's handicapped, so that's unique. 

Too wordy.  Couldn't you have just used the LIKE button? 

Too wordy.  Couldn't you have just used the LIKE button? 

Couldn't you say the same thing of about 70% of super heros?  It certainly applies to Howard the Duck.

Couldn't you say the same thing of about 70% of super heros?  It certainly applies to Howard the Duck.

Kang's motives in the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes was pretty good.  He came back in time to kick the Avengers ass to prevent the Avengers from doing something that had horrible after effects on his timeline.

Kang's motives in the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes was pretty good.  He came back in time to kick the Avengers ass to prevent the Avengers from doing something that had horrible after effects on his timeline.

How about a Dayman movie?  Would that work? 

How about a Dayman movie?  Would that work? 

Stiltman is a guy in an armored suit with retractable metal…. stilts!  So, he can like stand five stories tall and break into windows or something. 

Stiltman is a guy in an armored suit with retractable metal…. stilts!  So, he can like stand five stories tall and break into windows or something.