Seriously.  It's an insult to Ken Jeong's clear skin, for one thing.

Seriously.  It's an insult to Ken Jeong's clear skin, for one thing.

Wrong hole.

Wrong hole.

The AMA was responsible for the most virulent efforts to combat any third-party payment of medical bills (they initially opposed private insurance until they realized how profitable it was; they torpedoed single-payer systems proposed by Wilson and FDR; and LBJ had to bulldoze through them to pass Medicare/Medicaid -…

The AMA was responsible for the most virulent efforts to combat any third-party payment of medical bills (they initially opposed private insurance until they realized how profitable it was; they torpedoed single-payer systems proposed by Wilson and FDR; and LBJ had to bulldoze through them to pass Medicare/Medicaid -…

Last 2 seasons of Buffy?  But don't hold that against them.

Last 2 seasons of Buffy?  But don't hold that against them.

I watch most of my televsion online, but the times I've seen HIMYM on our CW affiliate, they air the episodes non-sequentially.  Ditto Seinfeld.  Those aren't tightly serialized shows, but seriously, what the fuck?

I watch most of my televsion online, but the times I've seen HIMYM on our CW affiliate, they air the episodes non-sequentially.  Ditto Seinfeld.  Those aren't tightly serialized shows, but seriously, what the fuck?

Best resuscitation of a fictional character?  I will stand by RoboCop, mainly because he dies at the end (just like in real life), and the doctor character finishes up by saying, "Let's shock the flatline, and we're done."  Defibrillating a non-beating heart is a nonsensical cinematic trope, which is never performed…

Best resuscitation of a fictional character?  I will stand by RoboCop, mainly because he dies at the end (just like in real life), and the doctor character finishes up by saying, "Let's shock the flatline, and we're done."  Defibrillating a non-beating heart is a nonsensical cinematic trope, which is never performed…

I would laugh, but I'm worried that's an actual place in the UK and I don't want to seem rude. 

I would laugh, but I'm worried that's an actual place in the UK and I don't want to seem rude. 

I know the Portland strip clubs are a running joke, but on vaction last month my wife and I got to escape the slow collapse of my sister-in-law's marriage by drinking microbrewed beer and staring at vaginas for a couple hours.  All told it was probably twice as much as a movie, but with 100% more vag.

I know the Portland strip clubs are a running joke, but on vaction last month my wife and I got to escape the slow collapse of my sister-in-law's marriage by drinking microbrewed beer and staring at vaginas for a couple hours.  All told it was probably twice as much as a movie, but with 100% more vag.

Ho Rational Self Interest-o!

Ho Rational Self Interest-o!

I have 2 days to expand it to 40,000 words.  Quick, what are some era-appropriate synonyms for "clitoris?"

I have 2 days to expand it to 40,000 words.  Quick, what are some era-appropriate synonyms for "clitoris?"