It's just use the sandwich to buy drugs anyway.  Trust me, there's a guy…

It doesn't matter whether she's a genius or not, she makes crazy shit that's fun to listen to - and yes, often funny (sometimes it seems like she's trying too hard, but I do like some of her awkward, non-sequitur rhymes).  Some of R Kelly's more ludicrous material is funny for the same reason.  That said, this song…

It doesn't matter whether she's a genius or not, she makes crazy shit that's fun to listen to - and yes, often funny (sometimes it seems like she's trying too hard, but I do like some of her awkward, non-sequitur rhymes).  Some of R Kelly's more ludicrous material is funny for the same reason.  That said, this song…

We also would  have accepted M-O-O-N, that spells "feminine hygiene." 

We also would  have accepted M-O-O-N, that spells "feminine hygiene." 

Hey-ohh!

Hey-ohh!

Unless he's planning to hunt squirrels with a crossbow after the zombie apocalypse, he'd do well to goddamn shave.

Unless he's planning to hunt squirrels with a crossbow after the zombie apocalypse, he'd do well to goddamn shave.

I definitely think it's time we had a critical reappraisal of Kid Rock, especially his early albums.  I'm not saying he's the greatest transitional rapper of the nu-metal era, but the way he wrestles with both Durstian and Silkk the Shockerian influences, I think, really speaks to a certain post-liberal/pre-911…

I definitely think it's time we had a critical reappraisal of Kid Rock, especially his early albums.  I'm not saying he's the greatest transitional rapper of the nu-metal era, but the way he wrestles with both Durstian and Silkk the Shockerian influences, I think, really speaks to a certain post-liberal/pre-911…

There are more things in heaven and earth, @avclub-0b3f332b5235f8412947be6f7ef5822a:disqus , than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

There are more things in heaven and earth, @avclub-0b3f332b5235f8412947be6f7ef5822a:disqus , than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

So here's a real fucker of a problem: I missed a bar trivia question about the title of Kid Rock's breakthrough album, and now, apparently as self-castigation, I can't forget that it was "Devil Without a Cause."  How much opium would I need to consume to remove that knowledge from my brain?

So here's a real fucker of a problem: I missed a bar trivia question about the title of Kid Rock's breakthrough album, and now, apparently as self-castigation, I can't forget that it was "Devil Without a Cause."  How much opium would I need to consume to remove that knowledge from my brain?

If he's the Britta of music, and Britta's the AT&T of people, does that make him the AT&T of music?  Then I guess that makes Rihanna the Sprint of music, Nickelback the Verizon of music, and Ke$ha the T-Mobile of music?  In that case, who's the Virgin Mobile of music?

If he's the Britta of music, and Britta's the AT&T of people, does that make him the AT&T of music?  Then I guess that makes Rihanna the Sprint of music, Nickelback the Verizon of music, and Ke$ha the T-Mobile of music?  In that case, who's the Virgin Mobile of music?

It probably will get old one day, but since this is an environment where people like Community, that reference will have a longer shelf life here than out in the real world.

It probably will get old one day, but since this is an environment where people like Community, that reference will have a longer shelf life here than out in the real world.

Yeah, but one day Kid Rock will die, too, so that evens things out.