I respect a movie that prominently features Harvey Fierstein, yet gives the most over-the-top line ("I'm going to meet the president, and I look like a schlamiel") to Judd Hirsch. 

In fairness, Dave Foley has shown his dick in a Uwe Boll movie.  He may not be Daniel Day-Lewis, but it's not like that's a sign of near-suicidal despair or anyth…

In fairness, Dave Foley has shown his dick in a Uwe Boll movie.  He may not be Daniel Day-Lewis, but it's not like that's a sign of near-suicidal despair or anyth…

Well, that second link you posted has a satirical Windows 95 image featuring Butt-head, that won't open in-window but instead has to be downloaded as a zip file.  I think you've found the ur-text of mid-90s computer users.

Well, that second link you posted has a satirical Windows 95 image featuring Butt-head, that won't open in-window but instead has to be downloaded as a zip file.  I think you've found the ur-text of mid-90s computer users.

The ad campaign can feature a MIDI version of that damn 'Too Close' song. 

The ad campaign can feature a MIDI version of that damn 'Too Close' song. 

I know that most people (including the AVClub's Lovecraft Primer) dismiss 'The Horror at Red Hook' as unreadably racist trash - which is partially true - but I find the man's distilled revulsion at everything that isn't patrician WASP society absolutely fascinating.  Most of his stories have that element, but Red Hook…

I know that most people (including the AVClub's Lovecraft Primer) dismiss 'The Horror at Red Hook' as unreadably racist trash - which is partially true - but I find the man's distilled revulsion at everything that isn't patrician WASP society absolutely fascinating.  Most of his stories have that element, but Red Hook…

They have their equivalent - probably about whether Indian or Slovakian women make better scalps. 

They have their equivalent - probably about whether Indian or Slovakian women make better scalps. 

Yeah, it's like those people who insist that the PS3 is cool even though the Xbox 360 is clearly the superior console. 

Yeah, it's like those people who insist that the PS3 is cool even though the Xbox 360 is clearly the superior console. 

Whoa, whoa - isn't one of the terms of use for Linux that you look down your nose at non-Linux users?  I'd watch my back if I were talking like that.

Whoa, whoa - isn't one of the terms of use for Linux that you look down your nose at non-Linux users?  I'd watch my back if I were talking like that.

I've looked into building a pentium i or pentium ii computer to run some of my old software, but I've never been able to get a grip on which sound cards, video cards, etc would be compatible.  I also would need to find a copy of Windows 98 and access to a floppy drive to install drivers.  Just typing this post has…

I've looked into building a pentium i or pentium ii computer to run some of my old software, but I've never been able to get a grip on which sound cards, video cards, etc would be compatible.  I also would need to find a copy of Windows 98 and access to a floppy drive to install drivers.  Just typing this post has…

I actually liked Windows 2000, which I ran until about 2008.  Then I went to XP, which had some increasingly severe multimedia compatibility issues.  Since switching to Windows 7 I have no interest in ever using another operating system - I can't believe Microsoft made something so functional.  And my desktop is a…

I actually liked Windows 2000, which I ran until about 2008.  Then I went to XP, which had some increasingly severe multimedia compatibility issues.  Since switching to Windows 7 I have no interest in ever using another operating system - I can't believe Microsoft made something so functional.  And my desktop is a…

Fat cow!  *click*