Initially I wasn't too impressed by The Innkeepers, partly because I had built the whole 'follow up to House of the Devil' angle in my head. The more I think about it though, the more terrifying it gets. In particular, the psychic's line, 'there are three of them,' is just a perfect mind-fuck.

Initially I wasn't too impressed by The Innkeepers, partly because I had built the whole 'follow up to House of the Devil' angle in my head. The more I think about it though, the more terrifying it gets. In particular, the psychic's line, 'there are three of them,' is just a perfect mind-fuck.

Pfft. My friend Zangief would like a word with you.

Pfft. My friend Zangief would like a word with you.

I want to know why this article didn't come up on my Ambrose Bierce notifications.

I want to know why this article didn't come up on my Ambrose Bierce notifications.

I think most yahoo commenters had strokes in the womb. They type with their good hands and jerk it with their hypertonic claws.

I think most yahoo commenters had strokes in the womb. They type with their good hands and jerk it with their hypertonic claws.

What if it's your own shit? Hypothetically.

What if it's your own shit? Hypothetically.

Was Matthew Fox born a woman?

Was Matthew Fox born a woman?

My mom is dead. So there!

My mom is dead. So there!

I was absolutely disappointed by the recent adaptation of Jane Eyre for that reason. The Bronte sisters wrote some magnificently fucked up novels that inevitably get adapted into inert movies. Jane Eyre was a pretty movie of a fundamentally ugly story. This sounds much more promising.

I was absolutely disappointed by the recent adaptation of Jane Eyre for that reason. The Bronte sisters wrote some magnificently fucked up novels that inevitably get adapted into inert movies. Jane Eyre was a pretty movie of a fundamentally ugly story. This sounds much more promising.

I'm perplexed by the logic of this passage. She judges women who wear makeup but admires women who use their bodies as a canvas for tattooing? Is that deliberate irony, or is it the obtuse irony of someone who honestly believes there is more than an aesthetic difference between the silly beauty standards of tattoo…

I'm perplexed by the logic of this passage. She judges women who wear makeup but admires women who use their bodies as a canvas for tattooing? Is that deliberate irony, or is it the obtuse irony of someone who honestly believes there is more than an aesthetic difference between the silly beauty standards of tattoo…

Picture the statement "these guys are from England and I don't give a shit" in a Casey kasem voice. I can't stop giggling.

Picture the statement "these guys are from England and I don't give a shit" in a Casey kasem voice. I can't stop giggling.