While you can debate the colloquial use of the term "gay panic," the issue here isn't as innocuous as "heterosexuals don't want to have gay sex." reiterating the definition of heterosexuality isn't a joke, nor is it a problem. The problem is the suggestion that a straight person's heterosexuality being threatened is…

While you can debate the colloquial use of the term "gay panic," the issue here isn't as innocuous as "heterosexuals don't want to have gay sex." reiterating the definition of heterosexuality isn't a joke, nor is it a problem. The problem is the suggestion that a straight person's heterosexuality being threatened is…

Gut him.

Gut him.

Back then it wasn't gay. It was just two men enjoying each other's strength.

Back then it wasn't gay. It was just two men enjoying each other's strength.

Tragically, yes.  The role of Child Protective Services (or whatever they're called in your state) is typically to protect children from imminent harm.  And they're frequently invested in reuniting families as soon as harm has been averted.  Even if someone is being raised in a dysfunctional household with members of…

Tragically, yes.  The role of Child Protective Services (or whatever they're called in your state) is typically to protect children from imminent harm.  And they're frequently invested in reuniting families as soon as harm has been averted.  Even if someone is being raised in a dysfunctional household with members of…

I will never stop being amused by sciencey nonsense like "pieces of information." How do you parse out a piece of information from whale-speak, tabulate the total number of these "pieces," and compare it to an essentially arbitrary measure like the bible, confident that the entropic units are actually comparable and…

I will never stop being amused by sciencey nonsense like "pieces of information." How do you parse out a piece of information from whale-speak, tabulate the total number of these "pieces," and compare it to an essentially arbitrary measure like the bible, confident that the entropic units are actually comparable and…

At parties I occasionally sing American pie in the killdozer fashion. It works well with musical accompaniment.

At parties I occasionally sing American pie in the killdozer fashion. It works well with musical accompaniment.

The image of a dude unwrapping a hand from tin foil is seared into the preadolescent part of my memory right alongside the covers of the faces of death movies.

The image of a dude unwrapping a hand from tin foil is seared into the preadolescent part of my memory right alongside the covers of the faces of death movies.

Microwave massacre has been released on DVD, and I think on Netflix instant play, though it may not be available anymore. I considered buying it, but the screen caps looked way less enticing on the Internet than they did when I was 8 and sneaking a peek at the box in the video store.

Microwave massacre has been released on DVD, and I think on Netflix instant play, though it may not be available anymore. I considered buying it, but the screen caps looked way less enticing on the Internet than they did when I was 8 and sneaking a peek at the box in the video store.

You never had a dog! I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense about a dog!

You never had a dog! I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense about a dog!

I wound up swapping out my DVD of the evil dead for an older copy after I discovered the conversion to widescreen cut out the visual gag near the end with a band aid box floating in a pool of blood. That is some dubious "modernization" right there.

I wound up swapping out my DVD of the evil dead for an older copy after I discovered the conversion to widescreen cut out the visual gag near the end with a band aid box floating in a pool of blood. That is some dubious "modernization" right there.