…he said, fully erect.

Fine. Have sex with this girl, right here. Go on, have some sex with her.

Fine. Have sex with this girl, right here. Go on, have some sex with her.

Excellent point. And Asianshoebox, without drawing attention to it like a jerk, has brought up the fundamental issue. The first amendment is there; the government can't pass laws against rape jokes (probably, I'm no lawyer), which makes the constant bill of rights thumping around these issues so irritating.

Excellent point. And Asianshoebox, without drawing attention to it like a jerk, has brought up the fundamental issue. The first amendment is there; the government can't pass laws against rape jokes (probably, I'm no lawyer), which makes the constant bill of rights thumping around these issues so irritating.

I will quibble since you can't actually "stop just short" of giving a command. I understand the point, but that particular metaphor suggests outrage over a situation that did not exist: retarded comedian did not instruct anyone to rape anyone, and no one got raped. He didn't threaten anyone except in the most abstract…

In the words of batman: you have rights. Dozens of them. Sometimes I count them just to make myself crazy.

I'm 28 and what the fuck is avatar the last airbender?

I'm 28 and what the fuck is avatar the last airbender?

Sans cornrows, plz

Sans cornrows, plz

I think you mean, "five episodes and a movie."

I think you mean, "five episodes and a movie."

I just realized that the way I feel about the rolling stones is the way my kids will feel about nine inch nails. So maybe I should cut my parents some slack.

I just realized that the way I feel about the rolling stones is the way my kids will feel about nine inch nails. So maybe I should cut my parents some slack.

I didn't know you could shuffle albums. This is good news.

I didn't know you could shuffle albums. This is good news.

Yeah, baths are weird. Especially if you're used to pissing in the shower…

Yeah, baths are weird. Especially if you're used to pissing in the shower…

Chumbawamba? But I barely even know'a!