Yep, when I see album artwork painted on the side of the van, my first thought is, "damn, we'd all be better off if there were more of THOSE driving around."

Yep, when I see album artwork painted on the side of the van, my first thought is, "damn, we'd all be better off if there were more of THOSE driving around."

Oh, also, the man who penned the words "we crucify the insincere, tonight, tonight," and "coiled her tongue round my bumblebee mouth" is so clearly full of nonsensical shit that he can strap on an electric guitar and call it whatever he wants.

Oh, also, the man who penned the words "we crucify the insincere, tonight, tonight," and "coiled her tongue round my bumblebee mouth" is so clearly full of nonsensical shit that he can strap on an electric guitar and call it whatever he wants.

Not in the world he grew up in, buddy.

Not in the world he grew up in, buddy.

Snooky more respectable than Warren zevon? Not in the world I grew up in, buddy…

So many choice dr nick moments. "these gloves came free with my toilet brush," "if something should go wrong, no need to get the law involved. One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!" "the green thing's connected to my wrist-watch… Uh oh." not to mention the home instruction video on performing open heart…

So many choice dr nick moments. "these gloves came free with my toilet brush," "if something should go wrong, no need to get the law involved. One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!" "the green thing's connected to my wrist-watch… Uh oh." not to mention the home instruction video on performing open heart…

I agree with your interpretation.

I agree with your interpretation.

while i won't defend colbert's singing voice, i will say that the public at large rarely pities a beloved performer for continuing his schtick well into his twilight years (that's where the "american treasure" label usually gets applied).  if colbert is demented and talking about the bush administration (or the obama…

while i won't defend colbert's singing voice, i will say that the public at large rarely pities a beloved performer for continuing his schtick well into his twilight years (that's where the "american treasure" label usually gets applied).  if colbert is demented and talking about the bush administration (or the obama…

Hey, if I remember correctly the rage: Carrie 2 finally gave us the "oldest son from home improvement gets his dick blown off" scene that we were clamorong for at the turn of the millennium.

Hey, if I remember correctly the rage: Carrie 2 finally gave us the "oldest son from home improvement gets his dick blown off" scene that we were clamorong for at the turn of the millennium.

that damn katy perry song would play under the credits, naturally.

that damn katy perry song would play under the credits, naturally.

margarine better than butter?  not in the world i grew up in, buddy.

margarine better than butter?  not in the world i grew up in, buddy.

Honestly, for a resume I would just go with "extensive nipple-burning experience," which is sufficiently ambiguous but still reassuring to my prospective employer. Then when faced with that first nipple I can mention that I'm competent but still request some preceptorship from a mangent-level nipple burner. It seems…