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I'm trying to pump up the volume on my computer but my cursor has a broken arrow.

Ha Ha, I never saw that movie but they aired TV ads for it relentlessly. I must have heard Morgan Freeman yell, "We just want the money!" at least a hundred times.

Yeah that makes sense. In hindsight I asked a pretty stupid question. My brain must have been at recess.

Ok, so the timing was a little off in the pilot but I'm going to stick around to see if the show improves like Erik says it will. There's potential here.

I seldom get bothered by plot implausibilities in movies especially when they are as well acted, shot, and directed as this was, but I have a question for the legal minds out there. Can you really be arrested for murder if there isn't a body?

"They need each other… (superkick)… I knew he was gonna do that! He doesn't need Jannetty! I told you that off and on"

AND THERE'S SOME IDIOT OUT THERE SAYING, "WELL THEY LEARN HOW TO FALL." HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20 FOOT LADDER!?

Thank you Simone

I don't know what you said but if you ever disrespect Robin Williams again I will end you, I WILL FUCKIN' END YOU! Got that chief?

Oh, my aching banana

I think Beastmaster had some titty. And of course Bad News Bears had the immortal line, "Nothing on this team but a bunch of jews, spics, niggers, pansies… and a booger eatin' moron."

Plus AR-558 has Tuco in it. Tight, tight, tight, tight!

I enjoy his work in Starship Troopers when he orders a horse whipping for Johnny Rico. Also, let's not forget him as the one-eyed mutant Tony in Total Recall.

That's a good point. The only time Boba Fett actually tried to do anything in the movies he got fucking owned.

Which Lucas later overdubbed with the voice of the actor who played Jango Fett. Funny he felt the need to change that.

In Empire he said, "As you wish" to Vader.

If you don't like The Stuff, you can stuff it.

The whole first encounter with Beetlejuice is gold from beginning to end.

He said to me just… trim it a little.

Spider-Woman is a bad girl. She needs to be spanked.