You didn't realize Mr. Hand was dead? What are you people? On dope?

How did Bill Hicks die?
Pancreatic CancerAIDS?

I still can't decide on my favorite line from that movie.

Frank TJ Mackey
"RESPECT THE COCK, TAME THE CUNT!!!"

"Are you a college boy? (Verhoeven nods) You must think you're pretty smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet? (Verhoeven shakes head)"

Arseface: Paul Dano
Sherriff Root: R. Lee Ermey
T.C.: Jackie Earle Haley

What?
Conan dropping Max Weinberg!!NOOO!!! There's no reason to live! Where's my kayak!?

Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

I always wondered where the "Cerebral Assassin" nickname came from. Hitting people with a sledge hammer doesn't seem all that cerebral.

Ennis is one of my faves. Preacher. The Boys. War Stories. Chronicles of Wormwood. His Kev stuff in The Authority. Punisher: Welcome Back Frank & the sequel. These are all damn fun reads.

How does Sir Ian act so well? Simple. He pretends to be the character he is portraying. You're confused…

Soylent Green
Soylent Green always gives me a craving for Soylent Green

*Anthony Kiedis gestures with hands*
"That would be a waste of time"

How about "The Carbon Age" since most comics of the 90s were just a copy of something that was successful before (like all of the Wolverine clones at Image that someone mentioned before).

Millar is lucky he always gets paired with a great artist like McNiven, Hitch, or Pacheco. Those guys help me look the other way when Millar churns out an especially groan-inducing line.

Captain America- Nightmare Cast
Channing Tatum as Cap
Michael Cera as Bucky
Tara Reid as Sharon Carter
Roberto Begnini as Red Skull
Will Smith as The Falcon

Bill Hicks was on to something
Maybe March 1 will be the day when Jay finally puts a 9mm in his mouth and blows his Dorito-shilling head off of his body

I gotta admit, I hadn't laughed out loud at a game in a while until Cleopatra squeezed a few unbaptized babies out of her nipple and threw them at me.

I wish…Jae Lee…would draw…me