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And Billy Zane, because mortgages.

I'd like to introduce you to Yosemite Sam's cousin, Anti-Semite Sam.

#marvinshotfirst

"IN July?" [goes down on Dikachu]

♫ RANDOLPH SCOTT! ♫

Dan Finnerty is the rightful heir to Meat Loaf's throne. ALL HAIL DAN LOAF.

Fake. Bill Paxton died on LV-426. I SAW IT.

The A.V. Club: Schlubby Manchild

He declares.

Or the hand of Shirley Temple (Black).

POINTS.

You saying Eric Andre isn't scratching your societal itch?

Adam Scott fake penis count: 2

She has a nose?

And the songs in Music and Lyrics, for what that's worth.

She was in a production of Jesus Christ Superstar in Boston and was awesome.

That commercial was VERY IMPORTANT [smashes egg with skillet]

I have two favorite things about this movie.

NEW PLAN: Ed Lover.

Would you settle for Crispin Glover?