(nobody tell rev that MYST wasn't supposed to be porn)

ENHANCE.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"

I will believe what happens next.

You di'nt let me finish my sentence…

I know nothing of this project, yet I approve whole-heartedly.

YOU'RE READING IT WRONG.

I think the sarcasm issue was solved by Chris Hardwick: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Bluftume [honk honk]

When does Snoopy put all that shiny shit on his doghouse? Because that made Jesus weep.

But I'm just talkin' 'bout Godzoo— oh, I get it.

Needs a dozen or so more random "ands."

GOGOS OR GTFO.

THIS IS DOUG LOVES MOVIES.

COCK! COCK! JIZZ! GRANDMA!

Here, take two PIRIN tablets.

[randomly slaps Beth]

ButtaFOOco.

"The Force Abides"

meow.