Batmensch

You fools, Robert Downey Jr. already has parking on the lot. He's RIGHT THERE.

Ahdmeerahl?

I think you mean Jason Reitwoman.

"Get some beer… and some cleaning products" -Floyd

What Hasselhoff did to that burger was a crime.

Your honor, the defense objects to the characterization of Mr. Cosby's cock as "horrible" on the grounds that it is speculative and defamatory.

Matthew Broderick killed two women and paid a $175 fine. Did you also toss your DVD of Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Wouldn't it be funny if like, five pelicans got briefed right now?

Shamone.

That and murdered children.

Other rapes, however— hiLARious.

The A.V. Club

How about "he phalangated her"? Better?

Could have been the Big Red NO.

What we're saying is you have options.

I suspect that bitch, Lady Elaine Fairchilde

According to Tattle Tale Cosby, this is all the work of Curiosity Cosby.

I'm a fan of the cereal manufacturers. In fact, this year alone I've bought their product 19 times.

[Christian Bale splits Jeffrey Jones's head with an axe]