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THE Colonel Trautman
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Must every recap of this show contain the phrase "too _____   by half"?

A Seamonster…ATE MY ICE CREAM!

I was half asleep when I started watching so I thought he said "That's a SERIOUS RAP on Leo Spaceman, suckers!"   As in, he thought it was an arrest for federal crimes.

It's over, Weed.  IT'S OVER!

"Mommy please don't make me stay with him!  I don't care about Joe DiMaggio!"

"Mommy please don't make me stay with him!  I don't care about Joe DiMaggio!"

It's over, 2012.  IT'S OVER!

It's over, 2012.  IT'S OVER!

It's over, The Situation.  IT'S OVER!

It's over, The Situation.  IT'S OVER!

Mine is called Jack Reacher.

Mine is called Jack Reacher.

It's over, Tvinnies.  IT'S OVER!

It's over, Tvinnies.  IT'S OVER!

I've always thought Lisa was an attractive woman, but she has one of the ugliest "cry faces" I have ever seen.

I've always thought Lisa was an attractive woman, but she has one of the ugliest "cry faces" I have ever seen.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I was surprised Skupin didn't choke on the cheese or have some violent allergic reaction to the wine.

I was surprised Skupin didn't choke on the cheese or have some violent allergic reaction to the wine.