On the serious tip right now, you know what? Good, Because the new Merida was offensive. I have a 9 year-old daughter who LOVES Merida because she's smart and funny and not afraid of a fight. I know we're about to lose all vestiges of little girlhood in our house and even though six years ago I thought the fucking…

This song is cool, they look like fun people to hang out with, and now I want pancakes.

Gracias.

My brain started singing it to "Call the Doctor".

And then you had to share it with all us? What the fuck, man. Now *I* can't unknow this.

Then you should probably skip The Expendables 3.

As someone who actually runs a movie theatre properly, I would like to assure all of you that most of us are staying up at night thinking of new ways to make sure you DON'T ever have to see something like this.

Oh, you know, just my childhood and a near-universal hope for goodness, kindness, and respect. Other than that, yeah, there's nothing to see here.

His "Upular" is kind of awesome, too.

Mine doesn't seem to work unless I forget to take it, and then I'm living a Joy Division song, and then I take it, and then, hey, it does work! Also, it makes me sleepy.

Yes. I work at a place where it's expected that we will quote movies and trailers, and "So then Hermione came and stole all our shit" has become the go-to expression of frustration.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: science needs to take a fucking day off.

I would never let my daughter watch this show because it was already super pervy. This mash-up isn't any worse than that weird guy with a mustache who looked like he was trying to creep on her.

I guess I don't really understand all the Braff hate. Did he, like, fuck everyone's girlfriend or something?

I came here to say this. I loved that show. It's probably the only show I've really gotten into, and I was surprised by how emotional I was during that last sequence! Kind of like when I drank too much when I was 19 and decided when I spent the next day puking, I will never do this again. (And I didn't.) I didn't like…

But… but… he answers the question right there in the end.

I don't think it knows about money. I think it's barter gas.

One of my student's told me a few weeks ago that she was good at rapping raps and she could teach me. I may take her up on that. We can rap raps and True Pud can finance the next bong hit.

I wish I could get stoned and ramble into a microphone and get paid for it. Seriously. Maybe I should quit my real job and start saying outrageous things into microphones.

I have found myself more touched by his death than I would have thought reasonable, but his website's position as fifth down on my favorites keeps reminding me of how often I would turn to his voice. THIS is the sweetest and most honest tribute I've read to him yet, and I really wish I could have been there.