I don't know, man. Tonight I'm showing Rise of the Guardians, and I'll be surrounded by little kids and their parents, most of whom I will know at least by name. My own kids went with Mr. Final Girl to the nearest shoppable city to get me a Christmas present, so I can't be with them but I will be with kids. It feels…

Mr. Final Girl went to see our family doc today and texted me that the doc's nurse is "kinda hot". And I was all like, I know! I've been telling you that for a year! She's on the other side of 50 and never met a lace cami she didn't like, and her hair is kind of 80s and higlighted and big… and she pulls it all off, in…

Mr. Final Girl went to see our family doc today and texted me that the doc's nurse is "kinda hot". And I was all like, I know! I've been telling you that for a year! She's on the other side of 50 and never met a lace cami she didn't like, and her hair is kind of 80s and higlighted and big… and she pulls it all off, in…

When I was in grad school, we'd mix some peanut butter in with our ramen and tell ourselves it was Thai. It was okay.

When I was in grad school, we'd mix some peanut butter in with our ramen and tell ourselves it was Thai. It was okay.

Since we can't delete comments, I'll just say this song did not make my day.

Since we can't delete comments, I'll just say this song did not make my day.

So, am I just in a weird mood, or does this read like a metaphor for being gay and having to be brave to be yourself/come out? 

So, am I just in a weird mood, or does this read like a metaphor for being gay and having to be brave to be yourself/come out? 

Tori Amos. I was 21 when Boys for Pele came out and I listened to it, like, daily for years. And now it just doesn't seem to resonate with me. Which is probably a sad commentary all on its own.  There are things I listened to when I was younger that still hold up, and all the great stuff I found during my 20s (and,…

Tori Amos. I was 21 when Boys for Pele came out and I listened to it, like, daily for years. And now it just doesn't seem to resonate with me. Which is probably a sad commentary all on its own.  There are things I listened to when I was younger that still hold up, and all the great stuff I found during my 20s (and,…

Or the most poignantly honest CL ad ever.

Or the most poignantly honest CL ad ever.

Exactly. It seems to me like people getting defensive because someone questions their choices. And they ARE choices. Being gay/straight/bi/whatever, that's not a choice… right?

Exactly. It seems to me like people getting defensive because someone questions their choices. And they ARE choices. Being gay/straight/bi/whatever, that's not a choice… right?

Yeah, I've kind of tried to wrap my head around this, and I can't. Monogamous isn't an orientation. Why would poly be? It's not an orientation; it's just a head count.

Yeah, I've kind of tried to wrap my head around this, and I can't. Monogamous isn't an orientation. Why would poly be? It's not an orientation; it's just a head count.

How did they find enough bats to shit this much crazy?

How did they find enough bats to shit this much crazy?

I absolutely love Emma Thompson in Much Ado About Nothing. Her performance in the chapel is so perfect it gives me goosebumps.