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It will turn out that the smoke monster and everything else was really just stupid bullshit all along.

GASP How dare they talk about what happens in these episodes in a review! You spoiled it for me! waaa waaa waaaa!

I think that is what people of below average intelligence were supposed to think. This is why those kind of people need adults to spoil things for them.

How the hell is the review for an episode not going to spoil it.

You know its much easier to enjoy something when major plot points have been spoiled.

Make sure you salt your pork heavily if you don't want it to…rot or go bad or loose its freshness

You know its much easier to enjoy something when major plot points have been spoiled.

Next week we'll see that the Starks used Life Model Decoys and they are alive and well. These LMDs were provided by their cousin Anthony.

Stings doesn't it? I let this one go just so you'll all know why you need me so much.

Everyone already knows the whole thing was a dream that took place in purgatory. Or they do now….

SISTER fingerbanging mind you.

Spiderman fails to save Gwen Stefani. He tries to catch her with his webs, but instead he snaps her neck.

The one part where they are like rreewwwwrrrr doooddleel dooo is followed by another part where it goes like ddimmmmddoooooddleeeewwaaaarrrowwweeppp

Funny people was a nice change of pace for Adam Sandler. He went from making stupid garbage to making stupid pretentious garbage.

I like your style

Everyone here will continue to complain through next season's 13 episodes, but we will all still watch them in one way or another due to the undeniable charms of Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

Curses! Twivo thiiissss iiisssnnnnnnnn'ttt ooovvvveeeerrr!!!!!

I meant what I wrote. Richard Madden, not Rob Stark.

Richard Madden finds an enchanted hammer and tries for months to lift it with no success. Jon Snow picks it up on the first try. The Hammer grants him the powers of Harry Potter.