I wouldn't count on that.

I don't care how cool it is, I ain't masturbating in front of no creepy mirror.

As an indy-wrestling guy, man is that image surreal.

Masters of Sex S3 is confirmed for July, isn't it? However, I will probably mostly be watching international soccer.

Finally, somebody lets us know that celebrities have feelings.

Also taking away the punch of Coulson's death scene: Coulson explaining the narrative purpose of his death with his final breaths.

Well, you can always stay on the AV Club, and find meaning in your knowledge of and taste in the corporate mishmash of brands and franchises that is our culture.

don't have cow man

Hey, he had to write his ex-wife a million-dollar cheque!

Man, that image is just calling out for a "Who farted?" caption.

Cat books? Is this where we're at now, AV Club?

Well, in a geographical sense, that's correct.

Is this Leaked E-Mails week on CBS? I guess all of the rich entertainment types were freaking out about the Sony hack.

A Denny's in Lethbridge, which is basically a special layer of hell.

Does this movie also end with all of the characters tediously working out the plot for an hour?

Man, can't we get beyond the black rainbow already?

Nobody has commented on the most surprising part of this interview: James Gandolfini was in a gym.

Wait, isn't this the premise of Steven Universe?

You know, if this was about any political issue besides gay rights, people would be joking about wacky left-wing Hollywood celebrity kooks.

This week of AV Club will try to critique 1960s patriarchy but ultimately end up glamourizing it.