Is there some kind of rule that they have to re-make this story every 20-odd years? Because it's not a very good story and it therefore, not a very good rule.

20 minutes of people goofing off when they're supposed to be working. That's what happens with this moron generation that's coming of age!

You suppose he's got a penis inside that thing?

It looks like the Total Recall remake. Lacking wit and style, but having a whole bunch of shiny new toy-type stuff. Looks like the perfect movie for this generation of idiots that's just coming of age.

Sweet City Woman by the Stampeders.

I used to listen to stuff like this (usually taped off Brave New Waves on CBC) in high school on my walkman during my two-hour bus rides to and from school because for some shitfuck reason I decided to go to a school on the other side of the city.

Probably dude, but check this, Riddick's got night-vision EYES, brah!

The mercenaries-prison-planet parts are pretty cool.

I paid good money to see that in theaters. It's a great idea for a movie and then it just turns into "Shane in Space".

Your Matrix analogy is SO on the money! In both cases the second one tried to expand the universe and just exposed too many flaws in a theretofore contained story universe.

The first Riddick game is a lot of fun. It's a first-person game and a shooter but there's a lot of stealth involved.

I'd say it's better because it's smaller in scope. Much more focused than the rambling Riddick.

Pitch Black is awesome. Really good fun. Chronicles of Riddick is not as good, a little too self-serious, and marred by lame villians.

Cowell's parts in the movie are just awful. "I thought about it for ten minutes said "Hey, let's put them together as a band!" There's a part where they lose some X-Factor show and Cowell is onstage with them when they lose. He's got this grim, pasted-on smile and his arms around them and you just know when they got…

…and talking about how "bloody looky!" they are every five minutes. I get it, son, you're lucky. It won't last.

Yes, but you can see their faces real nice with those helmet lights.

But he did mention to Barbara Walters that it depends entirely on the circumstances. Because women can't "leave it alone". He's a real peach, that one.

Didn't everyone in Jesus times have a Brooklyn accent?

Greatest comment ever.

Connery's best work as an actor was The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He kept a straight face the WHOLE time.