To the used bookstore!

I watched Ghost Story when I was twelve or so. I remember thinking it sucked in comparison to Poltergeist. Is it worth revisiting?

In order to better understand the John Carpenter teir system, watch Escape from New York followed by Escape from LA.

I agree with Andrew Ryan about the great character actors in The Thing. All these craggy, lumpy faces — guys who look like they're from real life as opposed to the remake/prequel in which everyone looks like they're a few years out of high school.

Is it wrong that I have a boner right now?

No, it's just that musical taste is personal and to describe a choice of music in a trailer as "meh" just because it's not YOUR taste is so fucking childish.

I just watched this on Crackle a few days ago… <twilight zone="" theme="" plays="">

You can see the Jerry-Face pretty clearly from some angles.

I once heard Matthau and his wife were swingers. How's THAT for a secret life… and a mental image?

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel?

I don't think it's "his insistence" that brought us the Focker movies. I think it was the turckload of money they offered him. Sometimes a choice ain't a choice at all.

Every time people tell me about their taste in music, I want to punch them in the face.

"…mailed him the cash I owed him from our previous hangout." Can't you see why this guy wouldn't want to hang out again?

Dude who's getting blowjobs from dudes is an asshole. Your wife fucks you 4-10 times a month? Get down on your knees and thank God you're getting that kind of action.  Not satifying enough for you? Talk to other guys with kids and ask them how many times a month they get to have sex.

That's the kind of Athiesm I can get behind, because it's based on a philosophical examination of existence.

It's one thing not to like a film, but to not like it because you're a condescending atheist is quite another.

It was Masturbatastic!

So a Smiths Casino tour is probably coming up?

What a couple of retards.

The part where he takes a tumble off the scaffold makes me laugh out loud every time.