I'm sorry, but if you haven't already watched this… what the hell are you doing at the A/V Club?

Dons cowboy hat: "Hey lookit me. Hopalong Casadiche!"

Farina knocks it out of the park in every scene.

Get a load of anoniakilljoy up there. I went to university with people like you in the '90's. You pick one little pseudo-political point and use it to dismiss the whole movie. Yes they kill off the female character early because it drives the plot. Boo-fucking-hoo. It's a big Hollywood action movie! Go back to 1994…

Didfn;t he make this movie already? Except about a guy who lends his friend a quarter and the friend wins a huge jackpot on a slot machine?

Especially in Booty Call.

It's prison. There'll be lots of lovin', but very little kissin'.

If you grew up on Arnie action movies, The Last Stand is kind of fun. It's silly as all hell, but it was nice to see Arnie killing guys and saying stupid one-liners again.

Jesus is my warden, too.

Is this some kinda remake of A Streetcar Named Desire?

Maybe the zombies should, I don't know, run or something?

If you know what song you want played at your funeral, you're already living your life wrong.

Although now I want to write Rapn'Surfn'Stein.

Fast zombies are not zombies. That's like having vampires who walk around in daylight, or werewolves that change on command… or a Frankenstein who raps and surfs.

An anthology with flashbacks might have been interesting.

They could have made that work. A bunch of imfected, but not zombified prisoners send a representative to Brad Pitt: "Use us as human shields".

I honestly thought it was Clint Howard.

I stopped liking him when he wrote that godawful Simpsons episode.

Not to be a crank, but this all boils down as "who is the person who taught you what things to buy".

I think the first movie and most of part two were well-written. What ruined part two was the Richard Lester attempts at comedy.