It's really not. Dead tastebuds, mate.

You're right. It tastes like shit. I drink at least 2 liters of Coke a day and Coke Zero is nothing like the OG. People have dead tastebuds.

I have no idea why, but South Africa hasn't had Diet Coke for a long time. We have Coke Zero and Coke Light. They're both disgusting.

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Yeah, I don't buy that Reddit and Bowie J Poag crap either.

Good to know.

Seriously? You're not allowed to install Adblocker on your browser at work…is that against company policy or something?

I'll never tell.

Yeah, bro, it's 2014. No need to see ads if you don't want to.

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Shame, that girl's thicker than a brick.

I still see Amanda in my dreams sometimes.

Misogyny?

I hear you man. I'm on five at the moment.

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That's crazy. I'd probably punch someone for that shit.

I'm afraid a girlfriend is not going to solve your problems.

Oh, Finding Neverland is definitely a demerit.

Personally, I gave up on him after the first Pirates movie. I used to always look forward to his movies in the 90s, now I just don't give a crap. Same with Burton. Jesus, what a waste.