Yeah, Darrah was pretty useless up until the end, where she started cleaning up at challenges.

It's Xenu's will. Now go audit Ozzy!

Albert definitely played the situation as best he could - and hey, he came out with a free immunity for his trouble.

And Scientology for about 50 some odd years.

The bible says a lot of things…as can be seen from the various shades of bullshit being spouted by this crop of contestants.

You'd think that after so many days living with the madman, that they'd have learnt by now not to talk too much strategy with the boy. If Russell was unknown he would have cleaned up this season. Brandon is definitely not a chip off the old block. His Dad, on the other hand, is 100% Hantz. Brandon's just a confused…

fuck that noise.

Count me in the camp who thinks she has no concept of strategy and how to appeal to a jury.

And what sucks about Christians, is that the more you call them on their bullshit, the more they feel 'persecuted' and thus vindicated in their beliefs. No fun at all!

so loco he beats his wife.

Erik and James will always be in the top 5 dumbest moves.

I hate Albert as much as the next person, but you can't put all the blame on him for things always going south with his plans. He played Brandon like a fiddle in this episode. I loved how Rick was losing his shit when Albert was blatantly lying.

Worse for who? Coach? If Ozzy makes it, it doesn't mean they'll automatically bring back Redemption Island. I guess I just cant get past my hatred for Coach at this point. Anyone from Upolu winning is basically a damp squib. I'm expecting quite the bitter jury this time around.

At least he was trying to mix things up a little. The rest of Upolu was just too busy fellating Coach.

Yeah, Shrek has done very little to earn her place at the end. I don't get all the love for her. At least Albert was trying out a few things, giving the audience a hope that we might get a better episode. Shrek, on the other hand has basically sat on her fat ass and criticized.

Ozzy Al-Mendoza - the leader of Al Qaeda on Redemption Island.

Pretty much, at this point. They're all a bunch of dumbasses.

So him winning automatically validates the entire concept?

Definitely. Her win in Pearl Islands is totally soured by the fact that Lill was practically retarded and should never have been there. I actually rewatched Pearl Islands recently and there was no way Sandra was gonna lose at the end - Lill only got one vote, and, really, it was a sympathy vote.

Persecution complex? Just kidding.