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Todd Gak
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Bracketing is a very intricate and difficult thing to do, man. It looks like they got it down.

What was it Nim Chimpsky said about eatin' pussy?

Adam Carolla

James Franco
He's the same but everybody else is different.

James Franco
He's the same but everybody else is different.

HE'S A SPARRING BOT!

Costanza Nipples
That image of shirtless George burned itself into my retinas so deeply that I'm constantly aware of the possibility of weird nips like that. Ruins pretty much all redhead porn.

beat-up little sea gull, on a marble stair

They rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch. These are some of the best boobs you can see in the city. RUH RUH RUHMPSKI!

L.A. should have been a Swingers tour, at least for a round at Los Feliz Municipal G.C.

Featuring
A Bin Laden lookalike exclaiming "WINNING!", undoubtedly. These films [sic] become bearable if you just imagine them as a vehicle for the ritual sacrifice of well-worn memes.

Grape Ape

Glaring Emission
Wasn't 2003 the year Lil Jon told all us motherfuckers to "skeet, skeet, skeet!"?

Having impeccable taste in women?

"masturbation routine" got cut off of the end of your post

I've found the secret to more intense Enthusiasms

Turd Ferguson?

What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

Esp. when I be tryin to cut #RealTalk

CHIM-PANZEE THAT!
MONKEY NEWS, yeah