"These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?" "Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks, like these clubs. Or cruises." "Or New Year's Eve." -How I Met Your Mother, Okay Awesome

"These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?" "Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks, like these clubs. Or cruises." "Or New Year's Eve." -How I Met Your Mother, Okay Awesome

"Looks like the good folks of Island Town are about to form a posse. Get themselves armed up. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't find that horse of yours, start leading the charge in a big white hat." -Lost, The Long Con

"Looks like the good folks of Island Town are about to form a posse. Get themselves armed up. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't find that horse of yours, start leading the charge in a big white hat." -Lost, The Long Con

"Date Night: It's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose." -The Simpsons, Boy Meets Curl

"Date Night: It's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose." -The Simpsons, Boy Meets Curl

"Only nine more months until ComicCon! *laugh track*" -The Big Bang Theory, The Codpiece Topology

"Only nine more months until ComicCon! *laugh track*" -The Big Bang Theory, The Codpiece Topology

"Hey, up there! You have neighbor! Shut the bagpipe up!" -How I Met Your Mother, Bagpipes

"Hey, up there! You have neighbor! Shut the bagpipe up!" -How I Met Your Mother, Bagpipes

"They are monsters Darnell! Those kids are monsters! They used my going-out lipstick to draw boobs on the car headlights again!"-My Name Is Earl, Barn Buster

"They are monsters Darnell! Those kids are monsters! They used my going-out lipstick to draw boobs on the car headlights again!"-My Name Is Earl, Barn Buster

"Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I'm just saying." —Sunset, Breaking Bad

"Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I'm just saying." —Sunset, Breaking Bad