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Reposted Eddas:

Reposted Carroll:

Or Tolkien.

Reposted Eddas:

Reposted Eddas:
"His spear he shook, | his shield he brandished,
His horse he spurred, | with his sword he hewed;
Wars he raised, | and reddened the field,
Warriors slew he, | and land he won."

Mmmm….minisubs.
*drools*

Reposted Eddas:

Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?

AT the end of each serial, I find myself shouting the word "Booooooooo…".
NO urns.

All you need is love.

Reposted Eddas:

Reposted Eddas:

"A place and a seat | will the gods prepare
No more in their midst for thee;
For the gods know well | what men they wish
To find at their mighty feasts."

I ran into a girl dressed-up as Daria tonight.

Also, I ran into someone dressed up as Daria tonight. I told her I didn't read books. Her and all of her friends laughed.

I didn't count the one I read halfway.

Reposted Eddas:

Nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader! Leader! Batman! I mean, Leader! I love the Leader!

I thought that was my job.

You've got to admit that simultaneously hitting a dude with a toilet and elbow dropping another dude from a 5 story building is pretty awesome.