The president's a Demmmycrat!

Version I saw cut out the Skinner telling Willie that the students want to pick on someone their own size.

I personally thought this was a weak episode and one of the first steps toward zombie Simpsons, especially compared to the earlier episodes of this season. Abe coming out of the statue's nose, the chief falling through the pier and the mayor stealing a picnic basket are classic examples of absurdity for the sake of…

I'd also like to express, er, my fondness for that particular schnaps.

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You know that a "schlamozzle" is an idiot with such bad luck that he can fall on his back and break his nose. So your first sentence almost makes sense.

I'm just trying to see Honk if You're Horny in peace.

I found the day of The Cookie Mutations to be amusing and an unheard of memic phenomenon. However, I was alarmed at the amount of vitriol aimed at these poseurs. I suspect people's love for Cookie_Monster is directly related to their love for their childhood(a vital part of the AVClub's DNA) as well as his opinions…

"When Thor had heard these sayings, he clutched his hammer and
brandished it aloft; but when he was about to launch it forward, then he
saw Útgarda-Loki nowhere. Then he turned back to the castle, purposing
to crush it to pieces; and he saw there a wide and fair plain, but no
castle. So he turned back and went his…

Yeah, Yee Yee, that Community sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked! I've seen shows suck before, but
they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Yeah, Alex, that DD wager sure did suck last night. It just plain sucked! I've seen bets suck before, but it was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

Did you throw in any coins while you were there?

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"I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu."

The world was divided into three parts: from the south, extending into the west and bordering on the Mediterranean Sea,—all this part was called Africa, the southern quarter of which is hot, so that it is parched with the sun. The second part, from west to north and bordering on the ocean, is called Európá or Eneá;…

From things like these the thought stirred within them that there
might be some governor of the stars of heaven: one who might order their
courses after his will; and that he must be very strong and full of
might. This also they held to be true: that if he swayed the chief
things of creation, he must have been before…

"Much love-craft I wrought | with them who ride by night,
When I stole them by stealth from their husbands;
A giant hard | was Hlebarth, methinks:
His wand he gave me as gift,
And I stole his wits away."

Happy we slept, | one bed we had,
As he my brother | born had been;
Eight were the nights | when neither there
Loving hand | on the other laid

Speech-runes learn, | that none may seek
To answer harm with hate;
Well he winds | and weaves them all,
And sets them side by side,
At the judgment-place, | when justice there
The folk shall fairly win.

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